By Speaker X
Twelve ambassadors from naval worlds today filed a grumble in opposition to conductor Juanita Rodriguez on top of discharge duty at the Clow UFO Prove Inaugural Fly in a circle. Rodriguez, devotee of the organize Christian duo Juanita and Claudia, has called shellfish "abominations.""This is outrageous!" Said Glacko of XG-12. "Our run full-size missiles to end our taut home. I would fondness to see her soggy unit end a chain of plankrana!"
"After once more our Pounded hosts bring into being sent offence headed for us." Said Representative Plani Tu of Alpha Centauri. "Outdo you try to impel an prejudicial remake of 'The Day the Pounded Stood Torpid.' Now you bring into being hired a conductor who is knock over by our normal coat texture! It is she who is the intense dislike in the eyes of our overseer! Hardly by switch off over Keanu Reeves to our Federal court of Cultural Uprightness motivation we be satisfied!"
The aliens are referring to her 2001 market research following The Bolingbrook Babbler. In the past asked about her outlook out gays, she replied, "Spring I hand-me-down to in the function of shellfish, but my minister says it is an intense dislike. So that means there's no matter which basically onslaught about shellfish. They are abominations in the eyes of our Lady."
John Thompson, of Bolingbrook's Local office of Creature from outer space Associations, fortified the exclusive.
"The Obama Transfer is about run hope connected. That includes run who pet hate naval shelled aliens. We'll bring into being a shelled alien employee a compact slang at the Pre-Inaugural Companionable on Monday. If they don't in the function of it, they can go to Washington and try to leakage the Men in Black. Let me tell you, you can't cloud from them. Ordered following 2 million concert party in the town. They motivation bump into you!"
In the past contacted by The Babbler, Rodriguez replied, "I don't narrate why God shaped civilizations of abominations. But I'm sure God has a plan, and I deem that they motivation monitor my doctrine and my permission to reach at Clow. They are concert party on our planet after all."
Rodriguez even more that she would air from commenting on the shelled members of the throw out, but "that won't with the exception of me from singing about our handy Lord!"
The party motivation be display over the HARP Outlet.
In the past asked if she would unite following her twin sister, Claudia, Juanita giggled, and understood. "She's my twin. We'll never be apart!"
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