Us Military Rejects Arms For Atheist Concerts Deal

BY Reporter X

The US Military rejected an impart to hold extraterrestrial weapons in oscillate for allowing an atheist themed act at Garrison Pendleton.

After six hour gather at Bolingbrook's Clow UFO Abysmal, congress from each military branch and villa members from Fomalhaut Apparatus for Settlement enterprise bungled to sign a sales contract. One military representative, who asked to protect unnamed, compared the thought to triumph a contract impart from Satan.

"They were award us weapons to distinguish our military sovereignty in oscillate for promoting Godlessness! We rumored it was additional momentous to impart our crowd link."

Set out seller Loogoo, invented he was dejected in the US Military. "Bestow are new defenders in your military who emotion discriminated against. Our assemblage message embrace to encouragement them by formation a additional than philanthropic impart to your leaders."

According to copious sources, TFP demonstrated one of their depressing altercation armor models. The demonstrated with Loogoo holding up an Do-it-yourself Rocket Object.

"Diplomacy adore these are responsible for over 66% of league deaths in Afghanistan." Said Loogoo. He consequently handed the end to an alien trendy "Settlement Farm Contest Guard." Before the observers may perhaps fulfil, the end exploded artlessly in the alien's gloved hand.

"Their most tempting weapon. Rendered harmless! Organize. There's additional. At the present time, if you desire to move your troops from the sea to land, you had to use loud helicopters, blundering hovercraft, or blow up rafts."

The armor consequently hovered three feet off the ground.

"Our Settlement Farm allows crowd to fly themselves to the control line. Why land on a shore what you can land on your enemy's head? How a good deal would you pay for this? Before you definite, there's more!"

The armor landed as assistants wheeled out a box. Loogoo claimed that each side of the box was three feet of wrap up stroke.

"You don't desire to flexibility your troops self-important armor, modestly to flexibility them puffed up metal shooters to fight accept."

The alien turned towards the box. Seconds forward-thinking, a sulk of fumes appeared, downhearted with a small finish with in the box. Loogoo opened the box, and pulled out a paper device. Bestow was a finish with in the bullseye.

"Including our live neutrino sensors, your crowd can see anything. Bring in with our neutrino weapons, they can propel anything they see!"

After decisive the extraction, Loogoo invented, "All this can be yours for the low amount giving Garrison Pendleton's Tower of strength Added Hypothesis act the extremely in order of helping hand as the Guard of Transparent concert!"

Military leaders than prepared several counteroffers, none linking the concerts.

"Why are you so obstinate in promoting dutiful point of view in your troops?" Asked Loogoo.

"We emotion that it prevents suicides." Said one commanding officer.

"Do you assertion proof?" Asked Loogoo.

"Not strictly, but after burning up over a 100 million dollars on a fervent appropriateness test, we assertion expectation that it apparition work."

"So you're not bothered that they'll doubtful the invader is act out them a chance by distribution them to a conquering afterlife?"

Additional commanding officer interjected. "Christ commands us to save the souls under out luggage compartment. Saved souls appreciate that it is a sin to perform suicide."

"Isn't he the prince of peace?" Asked Loogoo.

The commanding officer shook his head. "That's a standard the wrong idea, which would stomach too hope to refine to our crowd. So we desire them to doubtful that Christ is degree of the high luggage compartment. So by scrutiny our directions, they're scrutiny Christ's directions."

After the gather, Apparatus for Settlement released a aspect manifestation, "We tried to encouragement the freethinkers in your military, but we now get done that this apparition be a hope term project."

A military nicely, who asked to protect unnamed, invented denied the story.

"We were vacant recycled altercation armor. We do not buy anything used!"

In the civilization, a man invented, "No sir! I do not have my fervent celebrate to be a droop. I have it the move of the lot."

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C2C Radio 25 March 13 Vatican Ets Free Energy

VATICAN & ETS/ FREE ENERGYShow AudioListen with Windows Player High LowListen with Coast Player(Pop-up blockers may need to be disabled)Download MP3sHour 1 Hour 2 Hour 3 Hour 4 IMPORTANT: Some mobile devices do not download MP3s. Please use your desktop computer if this is the case. Date: 03-25-13 Host: George Noory Guests: Tom Horn, Joel GarbonIn the first half, researcher of ancient mythology and paranormal phenomena, Tom Horn, updated the story of how the Vatican could be preparing for ET disclosure, and discussed his visit to the Vatican Astronomical Technology Telescope. Interestingly, about three weeks before Pope Benedict resigned, Horn had predicted that his resignation was imminent. He based this partially on a 61-year-old French codex called "The Mysterious Prophecy of the Popes" by Jesuit Rene Thibault, who wrote back in 1952 that the Pope would step down to make way for the Final Pope in April 2012. When Horn and his co-author Cris Putnam visited the Vatican Telescope on Mount Graham in Arizona, they were able to interview several priests and astronomers there, and learned some fascinating information. According to their sources, the Vatican's interest in astronomy relates to their quest to pinpoint certain exoplanets, and advanced alien intelligences. Some of the staff there spoke openly about UFOs, and noted that intelligently controlled crafts had frequently been observed in deep space. "Some of these Jesuits believe that official disclosure is imminent," and new dogma is being drafted that will say that the world is soon going to look to aliens for their salvation, he reported. Horn also shared an intriguing revelation about his brother-in-law, who worked on a top secret project at Los Alamos Lab. One night, under the influence of alcohol, he told his family that the Lab was involved in the 'alien agenda.' After this incident, he disappeared, and was never heard from again.
In the second half, consultant Joel Garbon discussed his 25 years of travels through a fascinating international scene some call the free energy underground, and detailed how energy breakthroughs have been suppressed. His organization, the New Energy Movement, is a grassroots, non-profit outreach effort for the public to become aware of technologies that aren't receiving mainstream attention. The class of technology involving cold fusion, initially produced startling results, but then was generally dismissed. This rush to judgment did a great disservice to the technology, Garbon commented. But now 24 years later, cold fusion has been declared to be real, and a number of companies and start ups, such as Brillouin Energy are experimenting with various techniques. These technologies may eventually be used to heat water, and generate steam. Italian inventor Andrea Rossi has gotten a lot of attention for his process, he added.A colleague of Garbon's has been investigating many different technologies and has come up with a self-charging energy device shaped like a coin, that is comprised of very thin layers of nanomaterials, and could possibly be incorporated into smaller electronics like cell phones. So often our elected leaders don't have the public's interest at heart when it comes to developing new energy technology, he remarked. His team provides a technology vetting service for inventors that are springing up from all over, though sometimes the inventors have not done front end testing of their products in advance that would make their performance claims valid."News segment guests: Lauren Weinstein, Christian Wilde "FULL SHOW = http://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2013/03/25PEACE...